zoo-monkey:

Rocket Power

She was no one’s daughter now. She was no one. Not Arya, not Weasel, not Nan nor Arry nor Squab, not even Lumpyhead. She was only some girl who ran with a dog by day, and dreamed of wolves by night.

Luigi - Riding’ Dirty

iraffiruse:

Fuck you and your cake

heyfunniest:

1 year later.

=^● ⋏ ●^=

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-